- Didn’t you even have the decency to wait till we’re finished before barging in like that?!
- What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at work? -shifty eyes-
- Well, you see, honey… you’ve been really busy these past few weeks and… but I still love you!
- What are you looking at me like that for? At least he/she gives me a little somethin’ somethin’… unlike some people I know… -looks at you pointedly-
- Honey, your friends are really presumptuous. Why, they think they can just sleep on our bed anytime they want!
- At least now you know I’m not frigid!
- Well, you see… I tripped on one of your shoes and landed face down on the bed… and he/she just happened to be there…
- I know. I’ve been a bad, bad boy/girl -bends over- You can spank me now~
Suggestions for more additions are most welcome! I wrote this list way, way, way back that the notebook I wrote it in is now quite old and crumpled. XD
