Sunday School

Little Marie was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ‘Tell me, Marie, who created the universe?’

When Marie didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

‘God Almighty!’ shouted Marie and the teacher said, ‘Very good’ and Marie fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Marie, ‘Who is our Lord and Savior?’ But Marie didn’t even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

‘Jesus Christ!’ shouted Marie and the teacher said, ‘Very good,’ and Marie fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Marie a third question, ‘What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?’

And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Marie jumped up and shouted, ‘If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I’ll break it in half!’

The teacher fainted.

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