I was browsing through some site today and found this joke and couldn’t help but laugh. ^^

An elderly couple decide to have a baby, so they go to the doctor to get a physical examination of the wife. The wife is declared in perfect health, but the doctor says that he also would need to check the husband’s semen in order to accurately advise the couple.

The husband is a bit taken aback, and says, “Listen, I’m getting old. I can only “do that” about once a week.”

The doctor answers that he understands perfectly and gives the couple a vial, telling the husband to come back next week with a semen sample.

The next week, the husband comes in with an empty vial. The perplexed doctor asks the husband what went wrong. The husband answers, “Well…I tried it with my right hand and I tried it with my left hand, I tried hot water, I tried cold water, I tried SOAP, my wife tried it with her hand, my wife even tried it with her mouth, I even tried banging it against the sink…but we still couldn’t get the top off the damn bottle!”

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