I suppose the lack of posts can be credited to my being on instant messengers more than I am on this blog. Yes, that’s just another excuse for not posting and being such an accomplished procrastinator. ^^

Anyway, here’s another conversation Mirai and I had during one of our crazy moments. It was the day that my internet kept logging me out of my instant messengers. ^^

mirai: *glues kachou-sama to the floor*
me: eh?!?! Why?!?! T__T michan doesn’t like me anymore…
mirai: no, i’m pinning you down >3~~~
me: O_O
me: *gasps*
me: what are you planning to do by pinning me down?!?!
me: I like guys!!! XD
mirai: so you won’t be disconnected again?
mirai: i’m still heartbroken over midocchi and i’m not on the rebound so there’s nothing to worry about
me: ok.. XDDD
mirai: plus i can’t imagine seducing kachou-sama.. u_u;;
me: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
me: i can’t imagine sticking to one laber (lover) either…
mirai: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

—after a few minutes—

mirai: kachou-samaaa
me: ha????
me: I told you I can’t imagine sticking to one laber either…
me: >.>
mirai: ….
me: XDDD
mirai: I wasn’t gonna bug you about that XDDDDD
me: XDDDDDD

I had a great time teasing my brother last night. It was during our dinner that my father and I had a good laugh over my brother’s comments.

An half an hour before dinner, though, I asked my father what was on the menu for dinner.

“Monkey,” he said.

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My brother and I are insane, as I have said before. So here’s another entry to prove it. Note that some people may find it offensive.

One of our puppies, Maru, suddenly started peeing on the rug in the kitchen. My brother immediately stopped him and put in him the bathroom where the puppy could continue to relieve himself.

My brother comes back out of the bathroom with the dog a few minutes later, with a scowl on his face.

Brother: I told him (the puppy) not to pee on the rug! But he still did it even though I pinched his — (you know what).

Me: (outraged) You did what?!

Brother: Well, I took him to the bathroom so he could continue but he didn’t!

Me: (halfway on shock and amusement) Of course! He couldn’t!! You pinched it!

Brother: Are you sure that’s the reason?

Me: Of course it is! Try doing it to yourself!

And my brother scowled at me. I would have thought the issue finished but then I saw my brother picking up our male cat, Kulet, to put in him room.

Me: Oh, no! Run, Kulet, or he’ll (my brother) pinch yours too!

Brother: (laughing) I can’t! It’s too small!

Me: *rolf* And it’s retractable! Nyahahaha!

Ee-gads. We’re insane.

Just a note, to anyone who doesn’t know. The organ of the male dog is found outside the body, while the male cat’s is inside and it is, as I said, retractable. =)