This is a converstation between Jasmine and I, where we found out the moment the nominees for the Phil Web Awards were in.
Just see how she tries to comfort me, in her own twisted kind of way.
Note: English translations are in parenthesis and are italized. I’ll try to translate them in English with the nearest meaning as possible. Sometimes, though, it isn’t quite as hard-hitting. =)
I am scared.
Why?
Because I did something really crazy.
Momentary insanity, I tell you.
I don’t know what I was thinking. I keep wanting to bang my head on the wall or run around in my building screaming my head off. I can only hide in the excuse of ‘momentary insanity’ and the excessive ‘trigger-clicking’ on my mouse that led to this. There is no other excuse. I will have to find a rehabiliation center that specializes in treating nutcases like me. So if you don’t see an update here for a few weeks, you know where I am.
*cough*
Ok, now that my alter ego has had her say, I’d like to look at this more objectively (did I just say more? *cough*)
My brother and I are insane, as I have said before. So here’s another entry to prove it. Note that some people may find it offensive.
One of our puppies, Maru, suddenly started peeing on the rug in the kitchen. My brother immediately stopped him and put in him the bathroom where the puppy could continue to relieve himself.
My brother comes back out of the bathroom with the dog a few minutes later, with a scowl on his face.
Brother: I told him (the puppy) not to pee on the rug! But he still did it even though I pinched his — (you know what).
Me: (outraged) You did what?!
Brother: Well, I took him to the bathroom so he could continue but he didn’t!
Me: (halfway on shock and amusement) Of course! He couldn’t!! You pinched it!
Brother: Are you sure that’s the reason?
Me: Of course it is! Try doing it to yourself!
And my brother scowled at me. I would have thought the issue finished but then I saw my brother picking up our male cat, Kulet, to put in him room.
Me: Oh, no! Run, Kulet, or he’ll (my brother) pinch yours too!
Brother: (laughing) I can’t! It’s too small!
Me: *rolf* And it’s retractable! Nyahahaha!
Ee-gads. We’re insane.
Just a note, to anyone who doesn’t know. The organ of the male dog is found outside the body, while the male cat’s is inside and it is, as I said, retractable. =)
