Ever saw Shrek? Remember Puss in Boots? Besides the hotness of Antonio Banderas, the thing that is most memorable with that character is his ability to look absolutely cute at a drop of a hat. It seems that people around me (maybe even me included) keep doing this puppy dog eyes look when they want something… or telling me they want something and that I can give it to them… How did they learn such a trick?

Now I know why…

From notfunnycartoons.com

I was browsing through some site today and found this joke and couldn’t help but laugh. ^^

An elderly couple decide to have a baby, so they go to the doctor to get a physical examination of the wife. The wife is declared in perfect health, but the doctor says that he also would need to check the husband’s semen in order to accurately advise the couple.

The husband is a bit taken aback, and says, “Listen, I’m getting old. I can only “do that” about once a week.”

The doctor answers that he understands perfectly and gives the couple a vial, telling the husband to come back next week with a semen sample.

The next week, the husband comes in with an empty vial. The perplexed doctor asks the husband what went wrong. The husband answers, “Well…I tried it with my right hand and I tried it with my left hand, I tried hot water, I tried cold water, I tried SOAP, my wife tried it with her hand, my wife even tried it with her mouth, I even tried banging it against the sink…but we still couldn’t get the top off the damn bottle!”

New friends are discovered in the most unexpected circumstances. Like… when rabid fangirls unite. Kyra is a new editor who applied to Aerandria to help out with the editing. We’ve discovered we had a common interest in the manga series Ludwig Kakumei, among other things. ^^

So a random chat led to this:

Kyra: But I’m totally in love with ludwig
Kyra: lol
Licorne: XDDD kyaaa~~~ remember the last chapters? Otakus, moe, teen magazines, camera phones… so crazy! XD
Kyra: lmao, I know!
Kyra: I was like “wasn’t this supposed to be a historical thing?”
Kyra: “What’s with all these new stuff???”
Kyra: lol
Licorne: XDDD
Licorne: And Lui being #1 in the teen magazine… XDD
Kyra: lol, not surprised
Kyra: I’m betting he has a whole horde of fangrls just lining up for him
Licorne: XDD
Licorne: Erm.. we ARE his fangirls.. XD
Kyra: And I’d be lining up too!
Licorne: Damn that girl in chapter 5 who got to kiss him and see his bare chest up close! *burning flames of moe* XDDDDD
Kyra: Omg, I knooow
Kyra: I was like “GET OFF HIM, U PERV!”
Licorne: XDDD
Licorne: As if we’re not pervs ourselves… XDD.. but at least, we’re SHY pervs.. XD
Kyra: Yes, that is true
Kyra: We’d just stare and take many pics, then sneak away
Licorne: Taking a bit of his belongings as souvenirs.. XD
Kyra: Yeah, maybe snip a few strands of his hair
Licorne: XDDD
Kyra: We’re such stalkers, lmao
Licorne: I’m getting scared of ourselves.. XDD
Kyra: Yes, me too! lmao