I opened my mailbox and looked what I found. Someone from Ebay emailed me:
Why did you contact the biders of my listing and told them that you are the real seIIer?
I will report you to ebay.
My reaction? O_O How can I do that when I don’t even go in Ebay?! Nor do I know how to go around the huge site. I got lost on my first and last visit there. Sheesh. What could I possibly gain by doing what you said. I don’t know and I don’t care.
And I got another laughable(?) email.
ATTENTION,
THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZZETED TO BE RELEASED, VIA KEY TELEX TRANSFER (KTT) -DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOU BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUND TRANSFER FOR THIS SECOND QUARTER 2006
Again, I plead ignorance. What inheritance? How can I directly come by an inheritance from some unknown relative when both my parents are still living. Surely if there was an inheritance, it would first come to them before me.
Truly these email spams deserve either disbelief or laughter.
It was our annual physical check-up earlier today and it seems that not all the medical horrors of last year were repeated.
I recently got accepted to a really good job, and they want me to start in two weeks. I love the work scope; it’ll definitely challenge me. I like the perks. I can go online everytime. It is just one ride from our house; i can get to work about 20 minutes.
