I got a call last week from a company saying that they have reviewed by application and asked if I was interested in taking their exam and interview, to determine if I was qualified for the position I was applying for in their company.
In all honesty, I was completely baffled when that company called. I remember I passed out my resume to several companies last June and that is why I got accepted in my current company in the beginning of August. Three months on the new job and I’m quite content.
So now I get that call from that company asking me to take their exam. When did I pass my resume again? June. When did they call me? November. What did they expect I was doing in those five months? Twiddling my thumbs? Riffling through magazines while eating potato chips (as much as I’d want to)?
I’ll try to relate the phone conversion as close as I can. Italized words are my thoughts during the conversation. I was stammering due to my bewilderment.
Company: We’d like to ask you if you are interested in coming in for an exam and interview with our company.
Me: Well. Erm. Ma’am. What is this company’s name again? Ah, yes. I remember.
Company: We are asking because you submitted your resume to us.
Me: Arrg. How do I ask this question without being impolite? Err, Ma’am. It’s been a quite a while since I applied to your company.
Company: Yes.
Me: Well, how do I say this..? Can I ask what was the position I applied for in your company?
Conversation stops.
Well, at least I wish it stopped.
I mean really, I wasn’t sure whether to laugh at my own audacity or to be angry at the slow processing of my application to them. I mean, almost six months before any word from them? If the whole application process (exam, interview, final exams, panel interviews, etc.) spanned six months then I wouldn’t complain. But for the initial interview to come after six months? It’s as if I’m applying for a work permit to another country!
So I told them then and there that I wasn’t interested in the position anymore. I’m not being arrogant; I just wish that if they bothered to post for a job opening in the internet, they might be bothered to actually process those applications as soon as possible.